Professor X

The creator of the X-Men, Professor X, has found out that some orphans are gonna be adopted by couples who are fags and dykes;

Homosexuality is something that Professor X dislikes.

Professor X uses his mental powers to make the people running the orphanage get straight and righteous couples to adopt the orphans, which is true;

Righteous things are what Professor X likes to do.

After that, the orphans are adopted by straight and righteous couples, which is a wonderful thing;

Whoever believes that homosexuality is good is a ding-a-ling.

Professor X tells his students that homosexuality is sinful and always will be;

Professor X is logical, good, and intelligent, as you can see.

Professor X continues to run his private school everyday;

He's also a powerful psychic and that's all I have to say.