PSA

Hello Recipient,

This is a PSA,

A Perfectly Stupid Announcement,

We're here to educate you,

Right before you go back on Facebook to forget about this message by looking at your Aunt Karen's post,

We're here to tell you that you should stop smoking and stop being depressed,

We're here to explain that what you're doing is wrong,

And that just because you're sitting on a cardboard box starving to death, begging for a spare penny as the life is leaving your baby blue eyes,

Doesn't mean that you can't turn your life around,

We're here to say that you should be happy,

And that smoking pot won't help you at all,

But we don't know because we all grew up in  happy neighborhoods where Father Jeremy lived next door singing hymns,

We're here to say that we help,

We've done such a great job making the percentages of teens cutting open their wrists better,

Because you know what they say,

The more the merrier,

We're here to make a difference,

Because obviously a few words in an email will take a cigarette right out of an addicted kid's hand,

We're here to make people feel better,

Because we know that throwing a dead dog a bone will make it so happy,

We're here to help people in need,

Well maybe not, let's refine that,

We're here to help people,

Well maybe not, let's refine that,

We're here to help,

Well maybe not, let's refine that,

We're here.

This has been a PSA,

A Perfectly Stupid Announcement.