Quit Acting Like Preachers

Who are you to be telling me what to do?

Do I really have to ask you when I need to poo?

Who are you to be telling me what to say?

What's so wrong with smoking cigarettes or acting a little gay?

You oppress us all and think in your inflated egotistical head,

"As soon as they get into the real world, they'll be dead."

Well I have news for you so called "teachers",

You were hired to teach, so quit acting like preachers.