Rap Battles of Entergy: Biomass vs Hydropower

Biomass: I pity the fool who goes against deforestation! No more energy, no more biomass? That's total devastation! Who's gonna provide powerful energy? Who's gonna live without biomass? Come on, agree with my side and dump your energy source in the trash! Hydropower: Hold on a second! This biomass stuff may be good, But I’d rather head up some water than rob a forest of its wood. You think it’s a good idea to be chopping down a few trees, But you’ll end up like the Onceler in the Lorax scene Biomass: I don’t care about the Lorax! I care about making money! Chopping trees is what I do, so stay out of it, you dummy! You think you’re so smart with your little talk of hydropower. Well go on then! Let’s see who can do more in the next hour! Hydropower: You’re destroying animals’ habitats. Don’t you know that’s a bad habit? By doing what you’re doing, you’re causing trouble for the environment. You claim to know the forest and that you know what’s best for the trees, But what proof do you have? You don’t even have a college degree! Biomass: Silence, Waterboy! I ain’t as impaired as you think! All you can say to me is how dumb and how stupid And idiotic, and moronic, and how much I’m a disgrace! But you’re boring me to tears, so I’ll shove a fist up in your face! Hydropower: Ooh, how scary! The big bad wolf’s getting mad! But I’m the little pig with a brick house, so go back to your own land! You never stood a chance at winning because like your fellow tree, You’re about to get chopped down and abused by the economy!