Rapunzel, the bundles

Damn, her hair is this long

climbing up this wall?

I wonder how tall she is

I wonder how much hair this is?

I wonder could we sell it all

make this into weave for many girls

who would pay us for your hair

oh rapunzel ! rapunzel

let down your hair 

so we can make this money dear

it will go so fairly well

we can sell it all

and you grow it just as fast

Unless that witch appears 

and foils our fun

then once agian Id have to go blind

bceause I wanna support our future kids

cause college aint cheap rapunzel

and neither will be your hair.