Resting Bitch Face

Resting Bitch Face

"a person, usually a girl, who naturally looks mean when her face is expressionless, without meaning to"

Resting Bitch Face, effecting 1 out of 6 girls all over the world

Unable to make conversation without the thought "Huh, I guess she isn't a bitch" going through their conversator's head

Unable to sit alone and read/listen to music without somebody coming up asking "You need some company? You look upset"

Resting Bitch Face, always assumed to not care and not appreciate what's going on around them

My day is going fine actually

I Don't see you​ walking around with a smile on your face all the time

Resting Bitch Face, smiling gives you wrinkles

So, when She isn't smiling she must be tired, But if I'm not smiling, I'm a bitch?

No, really. I'm not mad, just sitting here minding my own business

RESTING. BITCH. FACE. This. Is how my face looks.

I know I'm "so much prettier when I smile" thats usually what happens with most people; that's why people smile for pictures. But does that imply I'm ugly when I'm not smiling?

"You always look so miserable"

Well, I was actually enjoying myself. Now I really am pissed, I don't just look the part. 

Is she OK?

Oh, her? Yeah, she just has resting bitch face. 

She's fine.