Rumpus Bumpus

Once upon a time there was a princess named Snow White, an evil Queen, and seven Dwarves. Snow White and the Seven Dwarves? No. More like Snow White and the seven flies. The dwarves are actually an amalgamation of frogs posing as dwarves. They are helping snow white do her chores because they suspect she is actually just a giant fly dressed up as a human. The dwarves are all like, “Mmm that fly is going to be ours once we figure out that she’s just a fly.” But guess what? Snow White is actually a giant frog, posing as Snow White. The giant frog has a giant brain so he conducted this whole ruse at the drop of a hat. He calls himself “The Slickster.” Not only because his skin is so slick, but also because he is slick in the brain. In other words, this is a very intelligent, very large frog. I forgot to mention, The Slickster is using small amounts of fly pheromones to further the smaller frogs’ suspicions. He sprays the pheromones on himself with a perfume bottle placed on his nightstand. Meanwhile the smaller frogs are hatching their plan as we speak. It was a dark and rainy summer night. The wind was howling and the frogs stomachs were growling because they couldn’t stop thinking about eating that delicious fly. They would have food for weeks. They slowly approached The Slickster’s house as to not create suspicion. But guess what? The Slickster was already a step ahead of these smaller, lesser frogs. He had devised a trap that would suspend the smaller frogs from the ceiling as soon as they set foot in his house. It was just a rope tied to the door but the Slickster knew these stupid frogs would fall for his trap. They creeped into the house without making a sound. The lights flashed on and they were caught. Frogs went everywhere. The Slickster came out of the shadows laughing maniacally. The frogs’ plan was foiled. The Slickster took off his costume and said “Haha it was me the whole time.” Then the small frogs were just like “dang it” and they realized they would have to eat normal sized flies once again. Then everyone lived happily ever after.

The End.