Santa Claus is a fictional, fat ass, bastard and always will be;

The people, who lie to their kids about Santa Claus being real, are unfit parents, as you can see.

Santa Claus is also known as Saint Nick;

The people, who lie to their kids about Santa Claus, are pricks.

When that shit stain, Santa Claus, laughs, he says "Ho, ho, ho!";

Here are more things about Santa Claus that you should know.

Santa Claus is also a fucking pagan and what I'm saying is true;

That son of a bitch has been around for years, so he's not new.

The police should arrest the unfit parents, who lie to their kids about Santa Claus, which would be swell;

Santa Claus can go straight to hell.