Sarcasm

Wow, this is such an honor,

I so glad I had to come,

It was great that I could meet you,

I so glad you had some fun

No, I wasn't in a hurry

take your time, I mean it

I've never been late before

and No I haven't seen it

Oh you told me this story?

I don't even remember

you make it seem so interesting

on that night in late December

Yeah that's great

You saw a poem just like this

I'm sure that they are happy

That I copied every list

Oh you didn't have to clap

I made this just for you

I'm so glad you read this

Thank you