"Sell Yourself"

I am braver,

I am smarter,

I am funnier,

i am humbler,

i am lovelier,

creativer,

sassyer,

honester,

louder,

quieter,

happier,

sadder,

crazier,

tears are saltier,

shit is smellier,

problems are huger,

shyer,

bolder,

messier,

neater,

hotter,

shinier,

softer,

smoother,

swifter,

More durable,

More portable ...

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