Serious Shenanigans

Once upon a time,

There was a loving giant,

Who cherished his goose and his harp.

One night, out of the blue...

A thief took both these items!

Now honestly what would YOU do?

The giant chased after that hooligan boy,

Only hoping to take back his treasure.

He was murdered, coldblooded, a crime quite severe,

But Jack, not a spanking he got!

Don’t be Jack in your ways,

What’s not yours you can’t have,

Be content and stay honest s’il vous plaît.