Sex During Quarantine

For anyone who may be interested,

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This is needed now

Since the only person touching my clit is me

I browse the site.

I live in a world of fantasies.

My vibrator takes AAA

Luckily I stocked up on batteries.

A writer for the new york times said

“These are not sexy times” and this may be true

But when I am sad, anxious, or stressed

I need sex, I do not know about you.

I can not work.

Not much else to do but masturbate.

I guess these next few months

I won’t have to worry about my period being late.