Shakespeare wouldn't tweet a sonnet
Shakespeare wouldn't tweet a sonnet,
But you know what he'd do?
He would start up a blog,
Just to share his thoughts with you
With Tumblr as his social media,
The weirdness wouldn't end
Each writer and meme-maker,
They would be his mutual friend
He'd create fanfiction for all,
On a typed out text post
Instead of scratching it down,
'Cause creating is what he enjoyed most
Bear puns and madness,
Running through his head
No one would know,
Where his stories led
Shakespeare wouldn't tweet a sonnet,
280 characters is too short
But his writing would be popular,
With Tumblr as his loyal court