Shazam!

The Leftists are helping the drug dealers deal drugs at Billy Batson's school;

The Leftists and drug dealers are never cool.

When Billy and his foster siblings find out what the Leftists and drug dealers are doing, they get mad;

Left-wing politics and drug dealing will always be bad.

Billy and his foster siblings say "Shazam!" and morph into the Shazam family, which is great;

Left-wing politics and drug dealing are what the Shazam family really hates.

The Shazam family flies to Billy's school, as you can see;

They're going to stop the Leftists and drug dealers and I'm speaking truthfully.

When the Shazam family arrive at Billy's school and the criminals see them, they shoot the heroes with their guns;

Since the Shazam family is bulletproof, the bullets bounce off them, which is fun.

Billy, Mary, and Freddy Shazam beat up the Leftists, which is awesome as can be;

Eugene, Pedro, and Darla Shazam beat up the drug dealers and I'm sure you'll agree.

When the criminals are defeated, the Shazam family calls the cops;

Left-wing politics and illegal drugs are full of slop.

When the cops arrive to arrest the criminals, the Shazam family flies away;

The Shazam family saves the day.