Sir Gaffe-a-lot

Mr Boris Johnson MP, Sir Gaffe-a-lot

A predisposition to cock-up-a-lot

Byzantine presidents or an Asian minor

Offence to be given there is no one finer

Supernatural hair and domestic pot belly

Political shenanigans strait from Machiavelli

The living example of an Eaton Mess

A Teflon character with transparent redress

The powers that be have made him a minister

The jesting bravura doesn’t make it less sinister

Our representative to the outside world

What type of lunacy have they unfurled?