Slammer Man

I am sure you have heard the legend of Slender Man.

What many are unware of is he still slinks around town today.

Why, just the other day he was on the basketballl court in fact!

He about gave one college boy a heart attack.

You see unlike the old mythical Slender Man this one is very athletic.

He is very long and lengthy and can even slam dunk without jumping!

It's because of this, he has decided to legally change his name to.. Slammer Man.