Sneazy's Lament (A tale from the set of Snow White)

For Some extra laughs.try reading to the beat of "Hi Ho" from Snow White

Im not a Poet and I know it..but I tried :) 

ACHOO, ACHOO

Sneazing is all I do!

Why did Walt name me sneazy?

All this sneazing makes me queezy..

AAACHOO!

The mines?... ACHOO!

They don't help at all!

Whistling's just a sad attempt

at following the script I'm sent.

This will be my life lament!

I'm gonna start taking Zyrtec!

AAACHOO!