To Sneeze or Not to Sneeze

To sneeze, or not to sneeze-that is the question:

Whether it’s better for my nasal cavity to suffer

The annoyance of inconsiderate reflexes,

Or to face the tingly tickle of holding it in,

And, by halting, tearing up. To achoo-to be blessed.

No more sneezes; and by being blessed to say they’ve won

The pollen, the dust that triggers the sneeze

That allergies call their own. This is a horrible feeling

To be loathed. To sneeze-to be blessed.

More attention to the scrunched up face of achoos

For in that sneeze I’ll gain the stares of many

With a scrunch of the nose and the worst things on earth

Running down my face.  There’s what makes this sneeze

Not a thing to be missed.