Snow White and The Dapper Sirs in Distress

The way princes are portrayed they seem to be dashing and brave but it takes a lot to get them this way. 

One in particular seems to stand out, he wasn't overly dreamy but with a little refining he could be a bae. 

The prince we are referring to is none other than Cinderella's prince charming. 

But he wasn't always a charmer, in fact, his mother used to find his overall countenance to be quite alarming.

He was hairy and messy and his teeth were almost always in need of a good toothbrush and paste.

One day, while the queen was riding in her carriage, she saw an ad that could help and jotted the number down with haste.

The billboard said, "Snow White will take your naughty prince from Mr. Wrong to Mr. Right"

The queen was familiar with her work with the seven dwarves and knew she had to call that night.

With anicipation and excitement the appointment was set.

The queen was relieved by the money back guarantee should she be full of regret. 

The day came for Snow to meet her prince client and begin his training.

But upon their meeting she was taken back by his unkept manner and incessant complaining.

With her work cut out for her she got down to the nitty gritty.

Determined to make him the finest gent in the whole city.

They started out with some necessary bathing and shaving.

Once he was shiny and clean they had to work on how he was behaving.

The way he talked to the ladies wouldn't make any of them swoon.

He was awkward and jittery and often made himself look like a goon.

Not to mention his table manners slighlty resembled those of a brute.

But Snow knew what she had to do to get this prince ready to go to the ball and rock his royal suit. 

With hours of etiquette classes and weeks of ballroom lessons Snow's work was finally complete.

Snow had managed to transform this loser prince and that was a daunting feat.

Now she's back on the market attempting to help other dapper sirs in distress.

Snow White doesn't shy away from any royal mess.