Snow White and the Savage Seven

There once was a rapper named Snow White

and with her step-mother she was not tight.

For they were rival rhymers,

each thought their verses finer.

One day the evil queen came upon

a magic mirror she could call upon.

She said "mirror, mirror, on the wall,

who has the flyest rhymes of all?"

And with a voice that was so sly,

the all knowing glass gave its reply:

"I know the answer, and it's not you.

Everyone else knows it, too."

"How dare you attack me with such slander!"

"Hey," the mirror said, "don't shoot the messenger!"

"Then tell me who, if I may implore."

"It is your step-daughter that which you do abhor."

And so the evil queen concocted a plan

to banish Snow White from the land.

She challenged Snow to a rap battle at the stage,

ready to unleash her rhyming rage.

The next day the competitors met, face to face.

Little did the queen know, up Snow's sleeve she had an ace.

The queen began rapping, spitting fire so furious

the crowd started thinking Snow's confidence a bit curious.

The queen finished off her rap with a sneer,

but on Snow's face there wasn't a trace of fear.

Everyone realized why Snow wasn't afraid

because at that moment, seven friends came to her aid.

Snow White and the Savage Seven's skills were so immense

that it was clear in an instant that the queen had no defense.

With verses so vicious and prose so poisonous, it was clear the battle was done.

Snow White and the Savage Seven had won.