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                                                                                                                                                   Go to school on Monday to keep up with your education; go back on Tuesday to continue on as well as the other few days; don't talk rudely to people you don't know; cook with your hands clean at all times; wash your hands right before you start; when buying flowers, make sure It's for someone special, because If not, then you wasted you time and money; pre-heat the oven to 450 degrees before you put the whole chicken in; are you listening to me; always bathe before you go out to prevent flies around you; on Sunday's try to act like a gentleman and not like the rude, lying bastard your so bent on becoming; don't eat with your mouth open; you must be careful in the way you present yourself; don't  sing raps on the street-negative attention will circle around you; but I don't like rap and i would never sing in public; this is how to apply the proper amount of detergent for the clothes to wash; this is how to make It to a girls heart and then put her down like the rude, lying bastard your so bent on becoming; this Is how to tie your child's shoes so that he or she doesn't trip; this Is how to tie your heart to your child so that you create a bond; this is how to grow up- maturity is the key; when you are growing up, make sure you keep your head high or else you will become a nobody and fail to become successful; this Is how you clean your room; this is how you clean a whole house; this Is how you clean your porch and yard; this Is how you walk without your pants hanging low; this Is how you walk to your friends; this is how you walk away from someone you don't like, keeping away from conflicts; this Is how you help set the table for breakfast; this Is how you help set the table for lunch; this Is how you help set the table for lunch with your family;  this Is how you help set the table for dinner; this Is how you help set the table for family meetings; this Is how you act in the presence of a woman you don't know, and this way they won't recognize immediately the rude, lying bastard I have warned you against becoming; be sure to look your mother In the eyes; even If shes upset with you; don't squat down to gamble- you are not one of them on the street you know; don't pick up others belongings- you'll attract their germs; don't throw stones at glass houses, you have one to; this is how to make your wife smile; this Is how to keep your wife's heart; this Is how to make her love you forever; this is how to make a child; this is how you make one mistake to break your wife's heart and have her be gone forever; this Is how to catch peace; this is how you throw back the peace you've gotten, and that way people wont hate you; this how to love a woman; this Is how a woman loves you; this Is how to leave a woman, and if it doesn't work there are other ways, and if they don't work don't feel about taking her back; this Is how to throw a football, and run to the other end and catch It; this Is how to make ends meet; always talk to everyone you know; but what if the people I know don't talk back?; you mean to say that the people you know won't answer you back?