Sorry for all the trouble, I don’t mean to be a bother.
Sorry I’ve wrecked the image you created - I’m sorry I’m improper.
Sorry to make things personal, it’s just my way of relating.
Sorry for my careless curiosity - I’m sorry I’m infuriating.
Sorry to have twisted up your words, I’ve grown so sensitive.
Sorry that I made it all so awkward - I’m sorry I’m defensive.
Sorry to have told you my secrets, I just wanted you to get me.
Sorry I’m not entrancing or interesting - I’m sorry I’m not happy.
Sorry for what you put up with, I don’t mean to make things harder.
Sorry I’m the worst friend - a friend who’s just not quite all together.