Space Odd-ditty

Sung to ‘Space Oddity’ by David Bowie

Grind Control to Mat-hair Don

Grind Control to Mat-hair Don

Tweet your pro-team bulls

And put your hell-mutt on

(10) Grind Control (9) to Mat-hair Don (8)

(7, 6) Condemning (5) comedown

In-just on (4, 3, 2)

Check admission (1)

And may God's love (Liftoff) be half true

[Instrumental Bridge]

[Verse 2]

This is Grind Control to Mat-hair Don

You retrograde the made

And the pay-pers want to know what shit you bear

Now it's time to heave the cap-skull if you dare

This is Mat-hair Don to Grind Control

I'm giving truth the door

And I float things in a most peculiar way

Stripes and Stars look very different today

[Chorus]

For hairs am I splitting for Putin can

Far above the word

Planet’s seeing through

And there’s tweet all I can do

Though I've passed one hundred thousand smiles

I'm feeling very played

And I think my spaced-ship knows just what to glow

Tell my wife I love her hairy mulch

She nose?!

Grind Control to Mat-hair Don

Your haircut’s bed, is there's something wrong?

Can’t you hear us, Mat-hair Don?

Can’t you hear us, Mat-hair Don?

Can’t you hear us, Mat-hair Don?

Can you?-

Here am I floating 'round my thin stand

Far above the mooin’

Planet Earth saw true

And there's tweet all I can do