St. Patrick's Day

St. Patrick's Day is a religious and cultural celebration;

It's also a public holiday in the Irish nation.

St. Patrick's Day is March 17, which is the death date of St. Patrick, as you can see;

He was the patron saint in Ireland and I'm speaking honestly.

On St. Patrick's Day, the Christians drink alcohol and wear green attire and that's a fact;

Disorderly conduct and public drunkenness also occur on St. Patrick's Day and whoever doesn't believe me is smoking a lot of crack.

St. Patrick's Day is a stupid ass holiday and always will be;

Drinking alcohol is sinful and you should agree with me.

Celebrating the death of a person is crappy as hell;

Here's something else that I'll tell.

As a Muslim, I'll never celebrate St. Patrick's Day;

That faggotty holiday sucks and that's all I have to say.