A Standard, Boring Definition of Poetry

When the gale and gruff of gaughty grass (grown grounded and graduated) grandly greens geraniums from the ground,

And astounded artists arrange amazed addresses after a-sundering upon areas arrayed with such artistic abolitionists as

Newly known niceties (never neglecting no flower, nor native plant such as geraniums), the newly

Discovered dandelion of dark reds and dainty pinks and daring purples demand description to dear friends back at the

End of explorers evangelical exploitation, as some sort of entertaining an "even" ending, in the elaboration of justice and

Right which our rough rider readily writes down as a remembrance of radiance such as his red geraniums of rebellion.

Oh, only on our observers orientation, old offerings of respect lack ability overall to describe orange in these oriental offerings,

Hidden hind halls and halls of hollowed hardwood and herds of howling hounds of hell, surviving hell as heralds in the hearth.

Merry this man's mind is in mellow memorization of his menacingly beautiful marvel of a flower,

Yet yonder his yearning yell of a yawn, yielding yarn of a young yowl, like a yearling of a thought.

But baying and bellows of bears and boys alike brings bliss and burning to his brain, beginning his bereft

Observation of offerings such as geraniums, over rainbows and oligarchy the same,

Yearning for yellow yarns of yielding -his discovery to his people, in the same manor he saw it: writ in lines and stone of rhymes.