Statistical Love

Hey, 

I´d like to say I´m a bit shy but let´s give this a try.

You and me, together, this is the linear regression of our love. 

Call yourself my influential point, the correlation of chemistry between me and you just got stronger.

I´d like to say I´m 99% confident that between 1 and 5 seconds, I can capture your heart. 

There´s no way I can explain how I know except the fact that you have to have successes and failures, and it so happens in this story, your love will be my success. 

You can try to compute our distribution; our love is the kind that violates all conditions. 

Picture you and I cuddling in our SOCS with so much love. Let´s grow old together with no transformations. Be mine?