STOP THE CAR

May 1, 2016

I said "Stop the car"

I have to go pee

Oh, won't someone please

Listen to my plea

I've had too many beers

I can't hold no more

Slow down just a little

And I'll crack the door

Why won't you pull over

And give me a chance

Before...........nevermind

I just peed my pants

THE END

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