Such A Pretty Hat

Such a pretty hat, don’t you agree?

However, it doesn’t belong to me.

You see, I stole it from that guy over there.

Yup, I stole it. But I don’t care.

Because there are idiots who won’t resist,

A pretty hat such as this

I’ll give it to them, but they won’t know

The hat’s owner will find them and never let them go

He’ll break their bones

And slash their skin

Pull their toes

They’ll suffer bleeding from within

Once he’s done with all of that

He’ll take back his pretty hat

Am I evil? Is that what you’re thinking?

Why, yes. After all, I stole the hat from the beginning.

But like I said, there are idiots who won't resist

A pretty hat such as this.