The 'Suess' Chef

December 31, 2013

What an invention has taken place,

Such a disgrace to the human race!

McDonald's!

McFatness!

I do not understand this!

Would you eat it with a fox?

Would you eat it in a box?

Would you eat it here or there?

I would not eat it anywhere!

I do not like grease and spam,

I do not like it McSam I am!

Oh the places you'll go,

don't go

THERE.

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