Swimming

S      Swimming is the best sport there is,

Probably much better than his.

W Water flowing all around me,

Hopefully it’s not a friend’s pee.

I Speedos? Do they feel immodest,

I don’t mind it, hey I’m honest.

M Morning practices are the worst,

My lungs feel as if they will burst.

M Muscles feel more sore than ever,

Duh, added weight on the lever.

I Do great at an intrasquad meet?

Reward! Eat like hell for a week!

N Yo neighbor, better watch your back,

I will beat you and that’s a fact.

G Going to get some best times this year.

I am the one you want to fear!