Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift is a singer-songwriter and always will be;

She's also a feminist, which means that she's full of sin and stupidity.

Swift is even a supporter of the Equality Act;

Whoever supports this bill is smoking a lot or crack.

That dumb bitch is pro-choice as well;

Here are other things about Swift that I'll tell.

Swift is the third best-selling digital singles artist in the United States;

A righteous man should never take this bimbo as his mate.

When she's performing on stage, Swift dresses like a slut;

Whoever wants to be like her is totally nuts.

Taylor Swift continues to be a celebrity everyday;

That skank will rot in hell when she dies and that's all I have to say.