There was homework?

In all honesty professor just hear me out,

you give a sh*t load of homework,

half of which I do not complete,

and you wonder why I fail my tests

In all honesty professor just hear me out,

your lectures are putting me to sleep,

ten pages on gravity, how boring can you be?

Just get to the point

In all honesty professor just hear me out,

I've been in your class for three months,

and have not learned one thing,

maybe you should change your teaching methods

Professor please, do not get mad at me,

my dog at my homework