There's a Reason I Left You: A Cinderella Story

Oh dear me, 

Not him again,

Getting me into trouble again,

He's making my stepmother mad-cow disease crazy,

He's knocking on my door,

My stepsisters' got goo-goo eyes,

Why can't this fool just meet his untimely demise?!

Doesn't he get that I don't care anymore?

I mean it was a nice dance,

we had good fun,

but I have a little secret to tell you, hun,

There's this little thing in your pants....

Anyway, I think you get the point,

but in case you didn't,

I'm into women,

So sorry I had to disappoint.

So toodaloo,

I've got shit to do,

I would have you stay and chat,

But that would be weird and my girlfriend wouldn't like that.