Things to know before dating me.

1. I have two middle names and if you think that it's too weird, screw off.

2. I make awful puns and I will annoy you with them and you WILL laugh at them.

3. I use words that aren't considered "proper English". Get used to it or screw off man.

4. I don't use social media because it sets off my anxiety to see my friends go out without me.

5. I like pretending that I  kissed that boy that I slow danced with seven months ago, not 

the other way around.

6. "I like turtles"

7. I get jealous if you don't text me back within half an hour.

8. I hate it when people tell me depression is just a phase.

9. Don't try to figure me out, as I do not know myself

10. If I ask you to hold me just do it, don't ask questions,

because chances are I feel like I'm slipping off the edge 

into oblivion and only you can save me

11. I brought back llamas, pineapples, turtlenecks, and overalls.

12. Don't you dare tell me you hate Disney, unless you have your affairs in order

13. I am random. 

14. If I tell you I love you, I mean it. It's not some drunken whisper at two am,

it's the real deal. Don't mistake my I love you's for you own me, I am my own person and will prove

it if tested. 

15. I hate making lists that have more than 5 things

16. I love you.