The Three Frat Pigs

Once upon a time, there were three pigs that were in college, looking for a place to live. The first pig was an architectural major, the second pig was a business major, and the third pig was a civil engineering. Each pig was in a fraternity. As they were all in a general education course, the professor told them, "Do the best you can with the knowledge that you have". 

The first pig had a beautiful house with geometrical shapes and patterns as he majored in architecture. The second pig saved a lot of money with the house that he built as he used a minimum amount of resources. The third pig designed a simple, but strong house as he majored in civil engineering. 

One night, there was a fraternity party at the house of the first pig. The other pigs in college were reckless and destroyed the house of the first pig as it was beautiful, but not well built. The first pig had to move in with second pig, the business major. 

Another night, there was a fraternity party at the house of the second pig. The other pigs in college were even more reckless and destroyed the house of the second pig that was made of very little resources, but not well built. The first and second pig had to move in with the third pig, the civil engineering major.

On the third night, there was a fraternity party at the house of the third pig. The other pigs in college were even more reckless than the night before. However, they did not destroy the house of the civil engineering pig as it was strong and well-built. All they had to do was clean up the mess from the party. 

With the knowledge of all three pigs, they built another house that was beautiful, well-built, and used a limited amount of resources. They hosted many more fraternity parties and lived happily ever after.