That Time of the Month

Great just great!

Right when I wear my new pair of panties from victoria secret,

mother nature comes.

She just had to come early this month and surprise me, how nice of her! 

She just loves to give me the sweetest gifts!

Cramps that hurt like a bitch.

Bloatedness that makes me feel like a beached whale. 

And emotions that can't be controlled.

Guys are lucky they don't have to deal with this, but

they still get on our cases about it.

Like seriously! Get off of our backs!

It is apart of our lives, we can't help it.

Now if you would be so kind

can you go to the store and get me

a thousand tampons and pads please

cause the river be flowing?