The Tortoise and his Mare

A bunny and a turtle

have a nice little quarrel

over who is the quickest one;

So they agree to a race

but the bunny has got pace

and the turtle just has his money.

It is now fin'lly starting

shots in midair are sounding

and the bunny is quickly gone;

Turtle gets in his sports car

hears the bad boy engine *RAR*

takes Ferrari out for the big win.

The bunny is passed aloof

as turtle quickly past *poof*

and crosses the big checker flag;

the moral here is no trial

just don't mess with a reptile

that owns a car, much less Ferrari.