T.P.

If all my goods I was forced to taper, my one “must have” would be my toilet paper More irritating than a dinnertime telephone political poll- is trying to live my life without a good quality roll You may question my choice by claiming I have an issue as long as you don’t try to take my bathroom tissue That white fluffy softness I would refuse to share because I only buy the good stuff for my derriere So… if stranded on a remote island I be, I would not be complete without my T.P.