Trollface of a Saint

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 16:37 -- jswaney

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47952
United States
39° 58' 15.3372" N, 87° 19' 17.3676" W

The email appeared in my inbox.
"You have a new scholarship available," it said;
I didn't want to write about a bunch of schlock,
So I chose to be truthful instead.
I really don't care much for poems,
I think that they're pretentious and dumb,
So do I write what makes me groan?
The answer is single, just one.
I need to go back to school,
I had to be dragged kicking and screaming,
But no one will hire a fool,
And with no money, applying held not any meaning.
So I submitted a poem to this site,
And now here's my second one,
I still think most poetry's emo shite,
But at least I try to make mine fun.
I hope that I win the money,
Even though it's such a long shot,
But even if I don't get any,
At least I don't look like a twat.

Comments

jswaney

BRILLIANT!!!1

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