The True Meaning of Christmas

The true meaning of Christmas is that it's a pagan holiday;

Here are other things about Christmas that I'll say.

Christmas is about bringing out your inner pagan, as you can see;

This pagan holiday was first celebrated in the 4th century.

The mistletoe is a powerful symbol of paganism, which is true;

Christmas occurs every year, so it's not new.

The Christmas trees signal the "return of life" and "light;"

This is a pagan custom and what I'm saying is right.

Jesus Christ, who was a prophet and a Muslim, was born on 4 BC;

He wasn't born on Dec. 25 and I'm speaking honestly.

Since Christ wasn't born on Dec. 25, then Christmas shouldn't exist;

My poem will probably get a lot of people pissed.

The true meaning of Christmas is that it's a pagan holiday and here's something else that I'll tell;

Whoever dislikes my poem can go straight to hell.