The True Meaning of Hanukkah

The true meaning of Hanukkah is that it's a pagan holiday;

Here are other things about Hanukkah that I'll say.

Hanukkah had started in the 2nd century B.C.;

An idiot named Antiochus IV was trying to unite his kingdom by introducing idol worshipping into the Jewish faith and I'm speaking honestly.

Hanukkah is held during the darkest days of the year;

Whoever believes that Hanukkah is a nice holiday should quit drinking beer.

Hanukkah's pagan history was embraced when Christmas became a major part of the calendar year, as you can see;

Hanukkah is also a fucked up holiday and always will be.

The true meaning of Hanukkah is that it's a pagan holiday and here's something else that I'll tell;

Hanukkah can go straight to hell.