U2 sounds like coriander

Some people like coriander and some hate it. The coriander hating folk say it tastes like soap. 

I like coriander. 

I hate u2.

I think u2 sounds like soap. A lot of people like u2. A lot of people hate them. 

U2 is the coriander of music. 

Once I knew a nephew of one of the band members. We performed gymnastics together when we were smaller— more elastic.

 He listened to nirvana. I don’t know if he liked coriander. But I do know he hated u2. 

Imagine that, your own uncle sounding like soap.