The Un-Bearable Wilderness

Be careful when he’s hungry,

An announcer’s voice,

Softly parades my ears.

Gallivanting through the wilderness,

Across the tree tops,

Atop the mountains.

The unconquerable wild,

Melts away from me,

A safe hideaway it becomes.

The sane choice,

The smart choice,

A clear choice to me.

Crickets, snakes and bugs,

Oh my,

Bear Fucking Grylls,

Hear my cry!