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You tell me

I'm stupid,

I'll show you my grades.

You tell me

I'm too smart,

My friends can show you a list of my blonde moments.

You tell me

I'm fat,

I'll show you my pants size.

You tell me

I'm too skinny,

My parents can tell you how much I eat.

You tell me

I'm not pretty,

I'll give you a mirror.