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Watcha' Say?


Sometimes, you speak too slow,

Other times, you speak too low.

What was I supposed to do? 

Oh no. What did you say?

Nothing is in order,

everything is a mess.

Did you just diss me for asking that question?

Sorry, for being so slow, 

but you didn't have to kick so low. 

 

My God, your accent drives me crazy!

Did you mean pool P or poopie? It makes a lot of difference.

Maybe not.

"Well, um, this is pretty easy.

Hmm. You guys should know this"

No, I don't!

Don't pace! Stay in one place!

I had enough of a headache

listening to this ramble.

A thousand dollars paid,

A thousand mintues spent dozing off into outer space

because of your stupid stutter.

 

Can't you speak in human terms?

Nonsense is spewing out everywhere.

I'm a student not a genius.

If I knew what that meant,

I would be anywhere, but here.

 

But here I am,

Where am I am?

What's the meaning of life?

I can't believe I'm still here.

Tick Tick Tick

Ring Ring Ring

I am soooo out of here. 

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thaostudyforever
<p>Thinking about the crazy professor I had since walking into college.</p>

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