We Rode to the Hotel

We rode to the hotel

Our carriage-Black

We chose a Crowne Plaza

In a New England outback

Upon payment-we received a room

We disrobed-we prepared

For this bonanza-unprecedented

Which would soar into the air

What you had in experience-I had in height

Which filled me with fright

For I did not wish to you pain

Anal Ease-Anal Ease-then I was pleased

To hurt you like drops of rain

And your pusod-Shallow

Small

I enjoyed 

After all

Two Goats

Two Goats were we

Sealing the deal

Of our matrimony

Our only witness

Was the Moon

Full-shining through

Listening to our tune

That was years ago

When we were young

And in my heart-9 decades later

You're still the one