Web of Spider-Man

A gang of black ghetto mothers and their kids have taken over a high school and I'll tell you why;

Those same kids were suspended for wearing inappropriate clothing and starting trouble and that's no lie.

When Peter Parker hears the news about the high school being taken over, he changes into Spider-Man;

Spidey swings to the school as fast as he can.

When he arrives at the school, Spidey notices three black ghetto mothers and their kids standing outside holding guns;

Spider-Man spins a web on those criminals and doing that is fun.

Those bitches and their kids are unable to break out of the web of Spider-Man;

That hero always does whatever a spider can.

When Spider-Man enters the school, he jumps on the ceiling and crawls on it, which is wise;

Black ghetto mothers and their sinful kids are never civilized.

When Spider-Man sees the rest of the criminals separated, he defeats them one at a time;

Black ghetto mothers and their sinful kids are full of slime.

After he webs up the rest of the criminals, Spidey goes outside and calls the cops;

Black ghetto mothers and their sinful kids are also full of slop.

When the police arrive to arrest the criminals, Spider-Man swings away;

No ordinary criminal can break out of the web of Spider-Man and that's all I have to say.