What Else Can I Do?

What else can I do?

Besides sit here depressed.

I can stand up chase my shadow.

Why spend precious time asking questions?

When I could set traps throughout my house.

And capture my many evil thoughts.

But, I only have some piano wire and political immunity.

So I guess I’m off to cause more trouble.

By spending money I don’t have and offing suppliers.

Let the tax payers suffer my consequences.

Never piss off a woman who is a soviet spy.

Because you never know, she may one day become your wife.