When I nanny in the smallest space,
They forget the tissue and use my face,
I smile in their choking embrace
Cause making money is awesome!
My dog who’s tail hides the foulest smell
Into Satan’s realm it fell
But it smelled too bad to stay in hell,
Doggie love is awesome.
When babies laugh for hours on end
Their little hands slap my annoying friend
Life is totally good again
Karma is super awesome.
When you find someone who gets your brain
Who knows that you’re totally insane,
But bromance rages with no shame
Friendship is seriously awesome.
If we focus on what’s going wrong,
We’ll never hear victories song
Or see that guy hit in the dong
Youtube is really awesome.
Let’s make some noise let’s hear a cheer
And realize we’re all humans here
We have our doubts we have our fears
But mistakes can turn out awesome.
Don’t be scared to show yourself
Life’s too short to be someone else
My dog could fart and your brain could melt
Isn’t perspective awesome?
The good, the bad, the ugly too,
How it looks depends on you,
A change in mindset will get you through
Cause everything is awesome!