When Tony The Tiger Died

It was a sad day when Tony the Tiger died

It was said he was masticated by a cereal killer

At the funeral service special music was given

By Snap Crackle and Pop

Snap said, "It's crunch time!"

Tony was survived by his son Bran

Many wondered who would be raisin Bran

It was a winter's day, and the snow piled high

At least two feet of frosted flakes

The minister was long winded

He milked the time for all it was worth

He ended on a hopeful note saying

That we would all see Tony again some special K

(I mean day)

And that it would be Grrrrreat!